zeldathemes
So.....
let me esplain to you a thing
HOVER
Yus this is my blog, it contains things like Super Natural, Doctor Who, some Sherlock, and other things i like.There is also plenty of food. You should all send me asks as much as possible because you're awesome k :)
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stilinskillme:

remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years

lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

coluring:

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

eggfrica

  #Brenna  
jackthevulture:

Its my headcanon that baby night furies have more pronounced spotting. Ive drawn one before but I wanted to draw them again cuz we were talking about it >v<
I also think of baby night furies as rolly polly nubby little chubs.  This one isn’t a new born, probably about the size of a labrador. 

jackthevulture:

Its my headcanon that baby night furies have more pronounced spotting. Ive drawn one before but I wanted to draw them again cuz we were talking about it >v<

I also think of baby night furies as rolly polly nubby little chubs.  This one isn’t a new born, probably about the size of a labrador. 

teamfreekickass:

Eating hot foods with glasses problems

teamfreekickass:

Eating hot foods with glasses problems

  #super true  
mypocketshurt90:

heard you were—fuck
heard you—agh
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit

mypocketshurt90:

heard you werefuck

heard youagh

heard you wjesus gimme a secargh

heard you were talking shit

thelunaaltar:

thelunaaltar:

andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4

andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4

dennys:

and-down-we-go:

So last night a bunch of my friends and I went to Denny’s for some breakfast-for-dinner and I couldn’t decide on what I wanted, so I told the waiter “I want a lot of eggs.”

"How many eggs do you want?"
"How many can I get?"
"I mean if you get a Make Your Own Slam you can get up to 8.."
"I would like a questionable amount of eggs, please. Scrambled, so that I don’t know how many there are."

And boy did he deliver.

The manager came out to present the eggs (because, as our waiter joked, this plate of eggs was too much of a health risk for anyone but the manager to be liable for serving me), and said “….who’s responsible for this?”

I started crying out of excitement/joy/fear (no lie. it was embarrassing)

Anyway, this heavenly plate of eggs filled the entire plate and was about an inch deep (there were 2 layers of eggs in it! with cheese in the middle!!)

The waiter kept joking “You’re not getting a box. You have to finish it! You chose this!” I tipped him 100% out of pure shame (plus he was a rad dude).

Thank you Denny’s. Thank you.

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT EGG ATTITUDE TO HAVE.